Your bitch sucks my used condom and you ain’t even know it, I fuck her and her lookalike sex doll and you ain’t even know it

My favorite time of the year is December, because most women during this month, including my current girlfriend, are horny round the clock, and because of this I don’t have to fuck my mini sex doll during this month as much.

I have been doing an experiment lately, I have been watching porn for 2 hours a day without touching my dick at all, as a friend once told me about this and he sounded too confident. I am yet to see any result but my gut feeling tells me that it works.

I personally believe that recreational sex is the first thing that we discovered as evolved apes and it perhaps has the greatest role in our evolution. Perhaps, that’s why the Old Testament calls it the tree of knowledge.

There is a nation that has been gaining immense popularity lately, that the non-virtual porn will disappear in a few years, which I do not agree with at all. Non-virtual porn is here to stay but I believe that the virtual porn will disappear if they keep producing such shitty virtual porn movies.

It is really funny that how the slangs have gained so much popularity lately, the idiom ‘Mow his lawns’ has largely been replaced with ‘Suck his cock’, and this is just one example. What is revolutionary is that the women use these slang idioms more than the men do.

I have a very sexual male friend since the college days. This friend of mine has always had a great sex drive and he also has been equally interested in staying sexually abstinent as well as he belongs to a Catholic family. This friend of mine claims to think about sex every 2-3 seconds on the regular days and about every second during the days of abstinence.

This sex maniac cannot stop dreaming about Sofia Rose all the time

I have a friend from Miami, FL, who owns a couple of beach shacks in Florida itself. This dude is notorious for fucking escorts, desperate MILFs and GILFs. He created a blog of his recently, where he makes controversial claims and statements regarding his sex life. Mainly advising, how he gets to fuck his wife and other women all the time at home even after having 6 kids living at his home who never got to know about his sexual activity.

This friend of mine claims that if your woman ever tells you that she loves flowers, she is a liar. He claims that women act like they like flowers in order to keep a check on you how much can their man be manipulated, which they calculate by noticing how expensive, what kind and how frequently, you buy them flowers.

He claims that he didn’t like the BBWs until he saw the infamous, award-winning BBW pornstar – Sofia Rose. He says that his most favorite Sofia Rose video ever is the one with that HeavyonHotties guy, where he is asking for a kiss from her almost every other minute in the 44 minute long video. His very first post on his recently created blog was regarding how eagerly he hopes everyday that Sofia visits his shack once. He tried to hire her as an escort but the escort agencies that claimed that Sofia Rose works with them, turned out to be fake and ran away with his money. He wrote to her on Twitter, but she never replied, now his only hope is that she visits his shack one day. I advised him to produce a porn movie with her and bait him that way, but he is not willing to perform in a porn movie. I advised him that he doesn’t need to perform in the movie but rather hire someone else to do so and get in touch with Sofia that way, but he says that he cannot endure some other man fucking his dreamgirl – Sofia Rose, in front of himself.

Your wife doesn’t let you fuck her in the ass? Fix a date with some hot and willing shemale tonight

Have you ever heard the phrase “Even the oldest and the loosest pussy is better than your hard”? Do you know what’s even better than a pussy? An ass that is willing to take that big rod inside.

I have a gynecologist friend whose wife is also a gynecologist. She never takes it in the ass and he didn’t want to cheat on her with another woman, so he decided to make a smart move. He started chatting on shemale roulette websites and fixed a meeting with one of the trannies who was willing to take his big gynecologist rod in her ass. Hence, his dream of fucking someone in the ass was fulfilled and he doesn’t even feel like that he cheated on his beloved waifu.

I believe that his wife has kept her ass reserved for someone more special and he is the one who gets to enjoy it all the time. I personally believe that the main reason why she doesn’t let him bang her in the ass is because she doesn’t want him to know that her ass has been fucked thousands of times before.

It is my personal observation that a brave woman in bedroom has a distinct behavior and attitude towards life. It is my another observation that women who love to eat chocolate have brownish pussies compared to the ones who don’t.